Name: Deane Clements

Nickname: Deano

Date of birth: 21.2.78

Position in Team: Somewhere in the starting eleven (hopefully, oneday). Squad player.

Best Batting performance: 6 (Highways), a four and two singles. Arhh the memories.

Best Bowling performance: A shocking/embarrassing two overs with an indeterminate number of no balls.

Previous Clubs: None (I'm a novice...can't you tell)

Player you most Admire (First Class): Graham Gooch

Player you most admire (Local): Am open to bribes on this one!

Best Player Ever Played With: James Leedham

Most memorable moment (Playing): Nearly being decapitated by an inswinger from some crazily fast bowler from Highways at Heath Park. I've learnt to duck and dive like a boxer. Shame it's the wrong sport.

Most memorable moment (Other): Being born...you'd be nothing without it!

Most Embarrassing Moment: See best bowling performance

Best Ground: Wenvoe (so far)

Worst Ground: Heath Park

Person Most Want to Run Out: Anyone, as long as I make it to the other crease

Best tour (Why): Never been on one. Wouldn't mind doing Australia though if CBBs want to sponsor it.

Favourite Drink: H20. It's not a drink without it

Ambition: To not c@~*p my pants when facing a fast bowler. But more realistically to get some consistency in my bowling.

Music you’d most like to walk out to bat to: Just the two of us (Bill Withers), or Queen (fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round).

Favourite Biscuit: Cadburys Boosters

Cricketing Quote: The infamous..."The Batsmen's Holden, The Bowlers Willie". Classic and still the best in my opinion.