Suraj Menon

Name: Suraj Menon
Nickname: 'Chav' / 'Damn Student'
Date of birth: 25/02/81
Position in Team: Opener/11th batsman + anywhere in between
Best Batting performance: 9 runs in 4 balls and then arsed around for the next 2 overs against Consmen
Best Bowling performance: 1 wicket + dropped catch for 24 runs in 2 overs against BTS
Previous Clubs: Glasgow University Biologists
Player you most Admire (First Class): Rahul Dravid/ Shahid Afridi/ Stephen Fleming/ Daniel Vettori
Player you most admire (Local): Darren
Best Player Ever Played With: Darren (I am NOT brown-nosing!)
Most memorable moment (Playing): Hitting 2 boundaries against the Consmen
Most memorable moment (Other): The best ones are the ones I can't remember
Most Embarrassing Moment: See above
Best Ground: Llandaff
Worst Ground: Pontcanna
Person Most Want to Run Out: Anyone who belittles students - i.e. most of the team
Best tour (Why): -
Favourite Drink: Old Monk (an Indian rum) and coke in a 4:1 proportion
Ambition: To somehow get a PhD with my crap data
Music you'd most like to walk out to bat to: Here Comes the Hotstepper by Ini Kamoze
Favourite Biscuit: Don't do biscuits
Cricketing Quote: "There may not be any attacks tonight because we are also watching the match."
A Tamil Tigers spokesman on halting fighting for the Sri Lanka's semi against New Zealand